oweeeeendennis:

Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

toocooltobehipster:

mwuannah:

gnarlyninja:

"i don’t support feminism because-"

lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye

I don’t support feminism, I support equality. Everyone deserves to be treated equally so long as they dont treat others so. If you murder someone, then you havent trwated them equally and so you wont be. Women are not the only mpeople who need equality.

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bumbleshark:

{ LISTEN }
{{ o1. i’ll be your girl~kitten// o2. lost kitten~metric// o3. turn it up~robots in disguise// o4. fall in love~phantogram// o5. wings~haerts// o6. take my hand~charli xcx// o7. drove me wild~tegan and sara// o8. crimson and clover~joan jett & the blackhearts// o9. laura~bat for lashes// 1o. whatever you like~anya marina// 11. tell me where it hurts~garbage// 12. oblivion~susanne sundfor// 13. i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you~kate nash }}

bumbleshark:

{ LISTEN }

{{ o1. i’ll be your girl~kitten// o2. lost kitten~metric// o3. turn it up~robots in disguise// o4. fall in love~phantogram// o5. wings~haerts// o6. take my hand~charli xcx// o7. drove me wild~tegan and sara// o8. crimson and clover~joan jett & the blackhearts// o9. laura~bat for lashes// 1o. whatever you like~anya marina// 11. tell me where it hurts~garbage// 12. oblivion~susanne sundfor// 13. i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you~kate nash }}

suburbantragic:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

mintprincen:

i am just REALLY excited about this cosplay and i want to try and go all out if i can

like i’m considering even trying my hand at making a pocket heavy

i’m this invested

i’m going to carry a box of bandaids around the con it’s gonna be a thing i will be first aid

i am just REALLY excited about this cosplay and i want to try and go all out if i can

like i’m considering even trying my hand at making a pocket heavy

i’m this invested

okay so i’m shopping for my medic cosplay and i just-

i could not resist buying these ok i am a gross nerd

(tw needles/sharps)

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